Does Ketosis Diet make you Fart?
Yes! being in Ketosis makes you fart the stinkiest farts ever!
Your body is running on mostly protein and protein makes dirty ‘protein farts’ that stink up your bedroom!
If your girlfriend takes a sniff of your farts whilst on ketosis chances are she will likely leave you.. Do you really want that?
Or if you are a girl doing a ‘ketosis fart’ that is even worse! As girls are not supposed to do a fart at all! Imagine if one of your girlfriends found out that you farted better than most guy
s!! HOW EMBARASSING!
What would be worse is if being a girl, you had a boyfriend and you let out a big stinky, steaming, wet fart and your boyfriend was to smell it… Your man would surely leave you!! No guy wants a rancid, putrid women who does stinky, stinky farts!
Girls should really consider if they want to go on a ketosis diet as the consequences can be extreme.